A boy kissed a girl
Because she was pretty
Challenging it was, as she was hanging upside down from a tree.
Determined he was to retrieve that kiss
Excellent, cried the girl
Far out, responded the boy
Gee, let’s try it again
Hey, not a bad idea
Idea it remained, for
Just then the girl’s father came out
Kick your little arse, I will he said to the boy.
Let me see you try, he said boldly
Miserable wretch, said the father, get out of here
No, said the boy
Oh won’t you
Please don’t hit him Papa, said the girl
Quit your crying, this here is man stuff you wouldn’t understand
Ridiculous, she said. I understand completely.
Still, she thought, she’d like to see what the boy was made of
Tomorrow, said the boy, and was off
Until then, said the father angrily and the girl dreamily
Very naughty girl, you are, the father scolded
Wel,l he is nice and funny and kisses very softly
you’re to stay away from him
Zippity Do Dah, said the daughter and went into the house.